that Shimkis guy is the BOMB! although the other dude is pretty cool too, I mean seriously, like the asian dude really thinks "dinosaurs" floated up to alaska on a gigantic tectonic plate raft... c'mon man! alaska's balls-cold! everyone knows the dinosaurs woulda just jumped off on the way past San Diego so they could chill at Jurassic Park, San Diego with the baby T-rex and chase Jeff Goldblum around the city. "Let's see you dart all of us on a gigantic boat bii-otch!!!" man, could you imagine the methane emissions on that boat?... dude, the whole Jurassic Park island chain would go up in flames! not to mention instant flash boil of the entire 20 mile swath of ocean between the islands and San Diego, 1 Billion fish=DEAD!... wait one freaking second... that's what Revelation is talking about isn't it!?! dude, the end of the world is gonna be DOPE! get Spielberg on the phone, we need a reshoot!
that Shimkis guy is the BOMB! although the other dude is pretty cool too, I mean seriously, like the asian dude really thinks "dinosaurs" floated up to alaska on a gigantic tectonic plate raft... c'mon man! alaska's balls-cold! everyone knows the dinosaurs woulda just jumped off on the way past San Diego so they could chill at Jurassic Park, San Diego with the baby T-rex and chase Jeff Goldblum around the city. "Let's see you dart all of us on a gigantic boat bii-otch!!!" man, could you imagine the methane emissions on that boat?... dude, the whole Jurassic Park island chain would go up in flames! not to mention instant flash boil of the entire 20 mile swath of ocean between the islands and San Diego, 1 Billion fish=DEAD!... wait one freaking second... that's what Revelation is talking about isn't it!?! dude, the end of the world is gonna be DOPE! get Spielberg on the phone, we need a reshoot!
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